1 00:01:18,244 --> 00:01:21,174 Totally on the bucket list in Beverly Hills 2 00:03:30,460 --> 00:03:32,880 Shut up, you scumbag! 3 00:03:48,269 --> 00:03:51,733 Hey, Dad. You just need to know why I have been so silent. 4 00:03:51,773 --> 00:03:58,749 I cannot express myself in words. This tape shows my state of mind. 5 00:04:40,196 --> 00:04:43,210 My son, the director. 6 00:04:47,162 --> 00:04:50,424 I have to call to the irrigator. 7 00:05:17,817 --> 00:05:20,451 How nice the clothes are on you. 8 00:05:20,528 --> 00:05:24,669 - What is a candelabra? - "Candelabros". 9 00:05:24,741 --> 00:05:31,088 - She speaks fluent English. - I want to be on the safe side. 10 00:05:31,164 --> 00:05:35,340 - Where is Jenny? - She's sleeping. 11 00:05:36,753 --> 00:05:42,685 - Scene 1: The family prepares a party. - Step, Max. 12 00:05:42,759 --> 00:05:46,686 - Think of Spielberg. - How do you feel about Thanksgiving? 13 00:05:46,763 --> 00:05:54,320 That my son should take care of himself together on this festive day. 14 00:05:54,396 --> 00:05:59,533 - And you have a guilty conscience. - Yes, people are starving in the world. 15 00:05:59,609 --> 00:06:03,832 - Guilt is meaningless. - Does your "swami" say that? 16 00:06:05,573 --> 00:06:09,417 - Isn't today a public holiday? - It's the turkey. 17 00:06:09,536 --> 00:06:13,878 La porta! Use the kitchen entrance. 18 00:06:19,546 --> 00:06:23,971 The sister, the princess, has returned home from university. 19 00:06:24,092 --> 00:06:27,189 If Stacey calls, I have gone to the beach. 20 00:06:27,262 --> 00:06:31,652 - Don't you want breakfast? - I'll take something out there. Hey, Dad. 21 00:06:31,725 --> 00:06:34,193 Hi, Max. 22 00:06:37,564 --> 00:06:42,914 I only wave goodbye. She is not nothing but a fragrant veil of mist. 23 00:06:42,986 --> 00:06:50,211 - Is it big enough? - That bird is bigger than Mel Brooks'. 24 00:06:50,285 --> 00:06:54,247 - Is Mel Brooks cute? - Yes, he is a lovely man. 25 00:07:04,966 --> 00:07:08,181 Kerouac, now let Jerry sleep. 26 00:07:18,897 --> 00:07:24,948 Hello with you. You look hungry. Do you want a taste of what I have? 27 00:07:25,028 --> 00:07:28,409 Yes, delicious, right? 28 00:07:36,748 --> 00:07:42,051 Are you lost? You have no collar. 29 00:07:42,128 --> 00:07:48,428 Do you want to take it home? My husband will kill me. 30 00:08:00,313 --> 00:08:07,704 Our RV in San Diego has room for 500 guests. 31 00:08:07,779 --> 00:08:10,994 Dad, do you want more? 32 00:08:11,074 --> 00:08:16,543 - Who lives in caravans? - Pensioners like Mel and Sadie. 33 00:08:16,621 --> 00:08:21,841 - And people who have quit the race. - I also want to withdraw. 34 00:08:21,918 --> 00:08:25,512 - Stop taking photos. - Hold up, Max. 35 00:08:25,588 --> 00:08:31,770 - Can you walk on hot coals? - Yogi, teach my daughter to eat. 36 00:08:31,845 --> 00:08:37,527 - That's a neurotic statement, father. - Las cranberries, por favor. 37 00:08:37,600 --> 00:08:42,951 - There is no more chest. - The dog has eaten it. 38 00:08:43,023 --> 00:08:49,572 - We are changing catering companies. - I want to walk on hot coals. 39 00:08:49,654 --> 00:08:53,332 - Is it deductible? - Yes. 40 00:08:53,408 --> 00:08:57,335 Is it? Well then be careful. 41 00:08:57,412 --> 00:09:01,837 - How is the family? - Not so good, Senora Waltzburg. 42 00:09:01,916 --> 00:09:06,638 - My brother is trying to get a job here. - What is he doing? 43 00:09:06,713 --> 00:09:11,719 - He cuts sugar cane. - There is no market for that here. 44 00:09:18,016 --> 00:09:23,189 - Matisse, stop! - Neurotic dog, recording 1. 45 00:09:23,271 --> 00:09:28,028 - We go to animal psychiatrists. - Father and son, recording 1. 46 00:09:28,109 --> 00:09:33,827 Enter the hanger business, and put that camera on the shelf. 47 00:09:33,907 --> 00:09:39,506 - I don't like braces. - They are the ones who provide for you! 48 00:09:39,579 --> 00:09:44,051 It's the hangers, who pays your damn camera! 49 00:09:44,125 --> 00:09:49,594 Max, talk straight out of the bag. What is it that turns you on? 50 00:09:49,673 --> 00:09:53,019 Maybe we should all meditate. 51 00:10:13,321 --> 00:10:15,706 Kerouac? 52 00:10:41,307 --> 00:10:44,855 Have you seen a little brown dog? 53 00:11:50,168 --> 00:11:57,393 Has anyone seen my little one brown dog? I have lost it. 54 00:11:57,467 --> 00:12:02,224 My little dog is gone! Kerouac! 55 00:12:02,305 --> 00:12:07,858 - Does anyone have him? - They must leave this place. 56 00:12:07,936 --> 00:12:13,654 - No! I've lost my dog! - They must leave the restaurant. 57 00:12:26,079 --> 00:12:31,168 - What's the matter? - I have lost my dog. 58 00:12:31,251 --> 00:12:37,847 - You can't bother people like that. - My dog ​​has been stolen. 59 00:12:37,924 --> 00:12:42,433 It will probably work. Take a bath. 60 00:12:42,512 --> 00:12:45,810 I have my rights. 61 00:13:01,573 --> 00:13:05,963 - If only you could stay longer. - I'll be home for Christmas. 62 00:13:06,036 --> 00:13:11,635 - Maybe Jim will come along. - Yes, I would like to meet him. 63 00:13:11,708 --> 00:13:15,967 It's hard to find someone who can measure up to you. 64 00:13:17,881 --> 00:13:21,724 - What is he doing? - He is the manager of a rock band. 65 00:13:21,843 --> 00:13:24,429 As long as he's not a drug addict. 66 00:13:24,554 --> 00:13:30,071 He smokes pot and takes some cocaine every now and then, but he is completely normal. 67 00:13:30,143 --> 00:13:36,194 - You don't take drugs, do you? - Now stop, father. I am 19 years old. 68 00:13:36,274 --> 00:13:39,240 I am your father! 69 00:13:39,319 --> 00:13:43,578 Why does mom always fall for gurus and record players? 70 00:13:43,698 --> 00:13:48,088 It's just so sixties! 71 00:13:48,203 --> 00:13:53,008 - You haven't said anything about the car. - It's nice. 72 00:13:54,167 --> 00:13:57,097 Up%now? 73 00:13:57,170 --> 00:14:03,303 - Isn't it... too flashy? - You don't have to justify anything. 74 00:14:03,385 --> 00:14:08,735 - You work hard for your money. - I probably feel a little guilty. 75 00:14:08,807 --> 00:14:13,196 - Guilt is something Ion. - Kiss! 76 00:14:15,897 --> 00:14:19,444 Maybe she will a good meal on the plane. 77 00:15:02,902 --> 00:15:07,624 I am very worried about Jenny. I think she has anorexia. 78 00:15:07,699 --> 00:15:13,797 - She doesn't need to eat continuously. - Can't she study in California? 79 00:15:13,872 --> 00:15:17,929 - Who is he Jim? - He sure is cute. 80 00:15:18,001 --> 00:15:23,968 - Do you think they are buns? - Now don't get upset. 81 00:15:24,049 --> 00:15:26,979 What do you mean by that? 82 00:15:27,052 --> 00:15:30,978 It is a new age for the women. 83 00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:39,568 - Do you know more than you say? - Just those buns. It is high time. 84 00:15:42,984 --> 00:15:49,082 You have nice shoulders, Barbie. I really want to. 85 00:15:49,157 --> 00:15:52,289 I am terribly depressed. 86 00:15:55,413 --> 00:16:02,424 - You meditate too much. - I think I have allergies. 87 00:16:02,504 --> 00:16:08,804 - Maybe you're allergic to me. - Dave, you are incredibly stupid. 88 00:16:10,136 --> 00:16:14,193 Are you happy? 89 00:16:18,728 --> 00:16:22,738 - I am quite satisfied. - I have my doubts. 90 00:16:22,857 --> 00:16:26,120 I'm changing. It causes stress. 91 00:16:26,236 --> 00:16:32,998 - Take a few pills. - I don't want to answer that at all. 92 00:16:35,245 --> 00:16:39,717 I am very worried about Max. He seems terribly confused. 93 00:16:39,791 --> 00:16:43,054 Tonight he wore a dress. 94 00:16:50,760 --> 00:16:55,150 Dave, that was the point over the i on my day. 95 00:16:55,223 --> 00:17:00,028 - Thank you! Good night, honey. - Good night, Barb. 96 00:17:06,109 --> 00:17:11,163 Dogs are damn loyal. Where the hell is your loyalty? 97 00:17:11,239 --> 00:17:17,705 You are an ungrateful piece of shit, you stupid pig. Just wait. 98 00:17:20,832 --> 00:17:23,169 Kerouac! 99 00:17:38,892 --> 00:17:41,442 Get it, you fool. 100 00:17:57,494 --> 00:18:00,626 Mr. Whiteman... 101 00:18:04,334 --> 00:18:07,466 Call me Dave. 102 00:18:09,464 --> 00:18:12,513 I knew you would come. 103 00:18:24,938 --> 00:18:28,818 Shut up you stupid cows! 104 00:18:28,942 --> 00:18:32,039 God, how I hate that dog. 105 00:18:35,657 --> 00:18:40,047 There are problems at the Whiteman family. 106 00:18:44,624 --> 00:18:50,675 - The burglar alarm! The police are coming. - I have no work permit. 107 00:18:50,755 --> 00:18:53,888 I'll fix that tomorrow. 108 00:19:09,190 --> 00:19:15,122 - "Close contact of the fourth degree." - It's my house! 109 00:19:15,196 --> 00:19:20,250 Everything is fine. We haven't had any break-ins. 110 00:19:20,368 --> 00:19:26,881 - We're still looking. - Why does this kind of thing always happen? 111 00:19:26,958 --> 00:19:32,475 - It could have been an animal. - I want an animal-proof alarm. 112 00:19:32,547 --> 00:19:39,309 My name is Orvis Goodnight. I'm a record producer. 113 00:19:39,387 --> 00:19:45,568 I live opposite but I don't get that service. 114 00:19:45,643 --> 00:19:52,240 Two weeks ago I had a burglary. I immediately called the police. 115 00:19:52,317 --> 00:19:57,750 20 minutes passed, before anyone came... a single car. 116 00:19:57,822 --> 00:20:04,632 No dog, no helicopter. I know why. 117 00:20:04,704 --> 00:20:11,514 Because I'm a son! Don't be allowed to live in Beverly Hills? 118 00:20:11,586 --> 00:20:17,518 If a son binds his shoelaces or scratching their ass - 119 00:20:17,592 --> 00:20:22,646 - the police are smoking in the pork on him. 120 00:20:22,722 --> 00:20:29,188 I have spent 3.6 million dollars in that palace over there! 121 00:20:29,270 --> 00:20:35,570 I want the same protection, as you give David Whiteman! 122 00:20:35,652 --> 00:20:40,409 And I'm taking more brothers with me. 123 00:20:42,784 --> 00:20:47,007 - I'm suing you, Whiteman! - Matisse! 124 00:20:47,080 --> 00:20:49,797 Max, stop it! 125 00:20:49,874 --> 00:20:54,015 Thank you for coming. 126 00:20:54,087 --> 00:20:59,686 You must excuse that. Then get that helicopter away... thanks! 127 00:22:48,326 --> 00:22:50,877 No, no. Muy bueno, Jesus. 128 00:22:51,037 --> 00:22:55,130 I'm coming down in a few days and wish you… 129 00:22:55,250 --> 00:22:59,509 - How do you say Happy New Year? - "Felice ano". 130 00:23:31,828 --> 00:23:38,294 No, no! Just me and my... esposa. 131 00:23:38,376 --> 00:23:43,726 One moment. Is it the new pool man? 132 00:23:57,270 --> 00:23:59,904 Call 112! 133 00:24:01,858 --> 00:24:05,204 Call 112! 134 00:24:25,590 --> 00:24:27,927 Call 112! 135 00:24:59,082 --> 00:25:01,502 I have called. 136 00:25:08,675 --> 00:25:15,734 - The word-of-mouth method. - No, you can get AIDS and herpes. 137 00:25:28,528 --> 00:25:31,209 He lives! 138 00:25:34,242 --> 00:25:38,418 Get him over there in the chair! 139 00:25:43,793 --> 00:25:47,850 The dog has killed someone! I said so. 140 00:25:51,551 --> 00:25:54,232 Drink it. 141 00:25:57,891 --> 00:26:01,105 Don't have any Courvoisier? 142 00:26:01,186 --> 00:26:05,825 - How long was he in the water? - Not very long. 143 00:26:05,899 --> 00:26:10,454 Examine my husband. His lips have robbed that man's lips! 144 00:26:10,528 --> 00:26:15,666 - You were just about to drown. - I know that well. 145 00:26:15,742 --> 00:26:21,460 - No one drowns in my backyard. - I should have known that. 146 00:26:21,539 --> 00:26:25,632 The pool must be disinfected. 147 00:26:25,710 --> 00:26:30,515 I knew that lifeguard course would be helpful. 148 00:26:30,590 --> 00:26:35,181 - He's a disgusting filly. - Where is your charity? 149 00:26:35,261 --> 00:26:41,063 - I work for free at the clinic. - I am really deeply shaken! 150 00:26:41,142 --> 00:26:47,738 - Imagine if that happened to you. - I would never sink that deep. 151 00:26:47,816 --> 00:26:53,582 - I'm going to aerobics now. - Then go! Who hinders you? 152 00:27:00,453 --> 00:27:03,467 You are a hero. 153 00:27:05,250 --> 00:27:10,505 I got scared. Tell the police to drive him to the Men's Home or something like that. 154 00:27:10,588 --> 00:27:14,052 Everything is fine. Just go. 155 00:27:22,434 --> 00:27:26,064 Let him stay here. I'll take care of him. 156 00:27:26,938 --> 00:27:30,201 Such! Thank you. 157 00:27:37,157 --> 00:27:40,087 Shut up, you stupid bastard! 158 00:27:40,160 --> 00:27:44,300 - Can you stand up? - Yes. 159 00:27:44,372 --> 00:27:49,462 Carmen, just help me. Matisse, down with you, you un-German! 160 00:27:50,503 --> 00:27:55,723 - What's your name? - Esther Williams. 161 00:27:55,800 --> 00:28:01,317 - My name is David Whiteman. - Jerry M. Baskin. 162 00:28:01,389 --> 00:28:06,942 - What does the "M" stand for? - Do you live here? Are you in the mafia? 163 00:28:07,020 --> 00:28:12,193 No, I make hangers. Put it on. 164 00:28:12,275 --> 00:28:19,785 - Take off the wet clothes. - Don't you have a terrycloth bathrobe? 165 00:28:19,866 --> 00:28:25,335 Brooks Brothers. I used to shop there. 166 00:28:25,413 --> 00:28:29,210 Carmen, do you put something of the wet clothes in the washing machine? 167 00:28:31,920 --> 00:28:38,101 - You must not throw it away. - Now put it in the washing machine. 168 00:28:52,857 --> 00:28:55,538 Shall I help you? 169 00:29:01,199 --> 00:29:05,505 - Carmen... - Give me the bathrobe. 170 00:29:24,931 --> 00:29:28,644 - Would you like something to eat? - What do you have? 171 00:29:28,810 --> 00:29:32,951 Turkey. We have some leftover turkey from dinner yesterday. 172 00:29:33,064 --> 00:29:37,240 Any more breast meat left? 173 00:29:37,360 --> 00:29:39,994 That catering company is lousy. 174 00:29:41,948 --> 00:29:47,916 - There is too much onion in the dressing. - You could at least say thank you. 175 00:29:47,996 --> 00:29:51,424 - For what? - For the food. 176 00:29:51,499 --> 00:29:56,933 - And because I saved your life. - Are my clothes dry? 177 00:29:57,005 --> 00:30:01,893 - You may keep the bathrobe. - Then I just have to say thank you again. 178 00:30:01,968 --> 00:30:06,773 You are tough as nails. Can I ask you something? 179 00:30:06,848 --> 00:30:12,068 How did you end up… I would have said shit. 180 00:30:12,145 --> 00:30:17,400 What happened? You are an intelligent guy. 181 00:30:17,484 --> 00:30:23,581 I was politically active in the 60s. I was busted for forgery. 182 00:30:23,656 --> 00:30:30,253 I got 45 years and fines, but the sentence was changed to probation. 183 00:30:30,330 --> 00:30:36,381 I was stamped so I started theater school. 184 00:30:36,461 --> 00:30:42,678 I came with a girl from the class, but she slipped. 185 00:30:45,303 --> 00:30:49,610 She was beautiful. You've seen her. 186 00:30:49,724 --> 00:30:53,900 - Who? - Linda Evans. 187 00:30:53,978 --> 00:30:59,862 - Her from "Dollars"? - It was before that time. 188 00:30:59,943 --> 00:31:03,205 In the period between "Big Valley" and "Dollars". 189 00:31:06,199 --> 00:31:12,629 We broke up and it took a toll on me. But that was not the decisive factor. 190 00:31:12,706 --> 00:31:16,965 I drank a lot, and I took a lot of drugs. 191 00:31:17,043 --> 00:31:21,718 Then my little sister died of blood cancer. 192 00:31:21,798 --> 00:31:28,690 We had a close relationship because we were orphans. It broke me. 193 00:31:28,763 --> 00:31:33,438 I lost… 194 00:31:33,518 --> 00:31:40,944 I lost my drive. I was indifferent to everything and lived on the streets. 195 00:31:48,324 --> 00:31:52,714 - It hurts me. - Now I have to go. 196 00:31:52,787 --> 00:31:56,548 - Where are you going? - Don't know. 197 00:32:02,797 --> 00:32:09,263 Jerry, now you don't your basin number again, right? 198 00:32:09,346 --> 00:32:15,194 Can I have a grapefruit? It is good against scurvy. 199 00:32:27,113 --> 00:32:31,870 You should stay here, until you feel better. 200 00:32:31,951 --> 00:32:35,546 You can stay in the guest cabin. 201 00:32:38,166 --> 00:32:42,923 No protests. Nothing with a "but". 202 00:33:16,121 --> 00:33:20,380 Hello, honey. Should I take the bag? 203 00:33:20,458 --> 00:33:26,639 The Betty Ford Clinic does not accept dogs. Did the pool man show up? 204 00:33:26,715 --> 00:33:31,603 How brave you were! I have fonal all the girls about it. 205 00:33:31,886 --> 00:33:36,228 - What became of the poor thing? - He's in the hot tub. 206 00:33:36,307 --> 00:33:40,697 - I sound the alarm! - I asked him to stay a few days. 207 00:33:40,770 --> 00:33:47,283 - Not in my house! - He lives in the guesthouse. 208 00:33:47,402 --> 00:33:52,575 - So you're overreacting a bit. - You know nothing about him. 209 00:33:52,657 --> 00:33:56,999 His sister died of blood cancer. I know something about him. 210 00:33:57,078 --> 00:34:01,385 He can steal it all. And murder us! 211 00:34:01,499 --> 00:34:04,180 Matisse loves him. Come and see! 212 00:34:04,294 --> 00:34:08,719 - Matisse loves no one. - See for yourself. 213 00:34:15,930 --> 00:34:20,190 - He gives the dog fleas. - Isn't it all time? 214 00:34:20,268 --> 00:34:25,322 - And it's your fault. - Now stop! But look there! 215 00:34:56,805 --> 00:35:01,277 Nobody fools Fred C. Dobbs. Get rid of him. 216 00:35:01,393 --> 00:35:04,987 We give him the rough file. 217 00:35:23,456 --> 00:35:27,004 - Do you have anything to drink? - How startled I was! 218 00:35:27,085 --> 00:35:32,472 I can't sleep in that bed. I'm used to sidewalks. 219 00:35:36,094 --> 00:35:41,267 You can have a sandwich with up to the room. 220 00:35:41,349 --> 00:35:48,195 I can't eat there. I have haven't had a room in three years. 221 00:35:48,273 --> 00:35:54,655 You will like this. It is one of my specialties. 222 00:35:57,032 --> 00:36:01,955 It's the onions and the tomatoes, that does it. 223 00:36:02,037 --> 00:36:07,838 It reminds me of the days on Flatbush Avenue in Brooklyn. 224 00:36:07,917 --> 00:36:13,221 I grew up next to the baseball field. 225 00:36:13,298 --> 00:36:19,977 - I loved baseball. - Do you remember Duke Snider? 226 00:36:20,055 --> 00:36:25,524 And Roy Campanella. Carl Erskin was a hard sneeze. 227 00:36:25,602 --> 00:36:31,984 Do you remember Ralph Branca, the right-handed pitcher? 228 00:36:32,067 --> 00:36:38,579 - And Bobby Thompson? - And what about Pete Reiser? 229 00:36:38,656 --> 00:36:44,090 - In 1957 Drysdale won 17 games. - 17 matches! 230 00:36:44,162 --> 00:36:48,552 - It was fantastic. - Later they moved the team. 231 00:36:48,625 --> 00:36:52,006 I was only a boy. 232 00:36:52,087 --> 00:36:55,385 I cried. 233 00:36:55,465 --> 00:37:00,638 - Will you give me something to drink? - I'll get something. 234 00:37:05,141 --> 00:37:10,361 Have you ever considered to find you a job? 235 00:37:10,438 --> 00:37:15,991 I have tried playing the game but I lost. You get tired of that. 236 00:37:16,069 --> 00:37:19,747 It just takes a bit of luck. 237 00:37:19,823 --> 00:37:25,042 look at me I started by travel around and sell women's underwear. 238 00:37:25,120 --> 00:37:29,628 Listen here. You have to be on it right place at the right time. 239 00:37:29,708 --> 00:37:36,802 I randomly ran into a guy, which was supposed to be a motel chain. 240 00:37:36,881 --> 00:37:43,976 I borrowed money from my uncle… and ended up in the hanger business! 241 00:37:44,055 --> 00:37:48,278 - Is this the 24-hour grill bar? - Hey, Barb. 242 00:37:48,351 --> 00:37:55,197 - Are you eating again? Think about your stomach. - And don't pig out in the kitchen. 243 00:37:55,275 --> 00:37:59,783 - I thought I was a rat. - Maybe that was it. 244 00:37:59,863 --> 00:38:03,410 It is teeming with rats in Beverly Hills. 245 00:38:03,491 --> 00:38:09,459 - I want to talk to Jerry alone. - Of course, Barb. 246 00:38:09,539 --> 00:38:12,671 Follow me, Jerry. 247 00:38:30,518 --> 00:38:33,104 I have missed you. 248 00:38:35,315 --> 00:38:38,280 Sit down... anywhere. 249 00:38:47,410 --> 00:38:53,342 You must excuse my behavior. Your presence bothered me. 250 00:38:53,416 --> 00:38:58,766 You scare me. There is something menacing about you. 251 00:38:58,838 --> 00:39:04,225 I know there is none reason for that, and that you at the bottom - 252 00:39:04,302 --> 00:39:09,273 - is a wonderful person with wonderful qualities. 253 00:39:09,349 --> 00:39:13,988 I really struggle with my middle-class prejudices. 254 00:39:14,062 --> 00:39:18,571 My yoga teacher, my manager, my guru, Ranbir, always says - 255 00:39:18,650 --> 00:39:25,495 - that we are all part of the whole. We flow in and out of everything. 256 00:39:25,573 --> 00:39:31,624 You should know that I respect you as a human being. I do. 257 00:39:31,705 --> 00:39:35,133 And I hope you understand me. 258 00:39:59,816 --> 00:40:05,534 I just wanted to make sure that everyone knew about the Christmas bonus. 259 00:40:07,949 --> 00:40:12,339 Is it the first time you drive a Rolls Royce? 260 00:40:12,412 --> 00:40:18,095 I had one when I lived in London. I studied there. 261 00:40:18,168 --> 00:40:23,387 - What kind of hangers do you make? - Now you have to see. 262 00:40:26,843 --> 00:40:32,277 "Congratulations to Mr. Dave Whiteman, director of Dav-Bar." 263 00:40:32,349 --> 00:40:37,486 "The gold bar is awarded for the sale of a million hangers for the Holiday Inn." 264 00:40:37,562 --> 00:40:44,194 The magnetic lock was a great success. We make them at the factory in Tijuana. 265 00:40:44,277 --> 00:40:48,121 - Good morning, Dave. - Good morning, Orvis. 266 00:41:09,928 --> 00:41:13,938 - David, what a pleasure! - It's Jerry. 267 00:41:14,015 --> 00:41:19,449 Monsieur has chosen the vagabond style. Tres chic... 268 00:41:20,814 --> 00:41:25,868 I thought you might… could fix him up a bit. 269 00:42:02,355 --> 00:42:08,987 We manufacture 500,000 hangers per day. We charge 4 cents per paragraph 270 00:42:09,070 --> 00:42:14,160 And we don't need salespeople. It's the best of all! 271 00:42:14,242 --> 00:42:19,166 Hey Bobby! It was here that Dav-Bar was stoned. 272 00:42:19,247 --> 00:42:22,426 Many hangers... 273 00:42:23,460 --> 00:42:27,470 Now we are negotiating with the Chinese. 274 00:42:27,547 --> 00:42:32,304 We have invited the Minister of Trade for a New Year's Eve party. 275 00:42:32,427 --> 00:42:39,403 850 million Chinese. At least 200 million hangers per year. 276 00:42:39,476 --> 00:42:45,194 The Chinese are very decent. Do you want a job, Jerry? 277 00:42:45,273 --> 00:42:51,739 You can start here at the tape tomorrow. 278 00:42:51,821 --> 00:42:57,504 - It's not my style. - God, how funny you are! 279 00:42:57,577 --> 00:43:03,212 We have good health insurance. Alesio, show him your teeth. 280 00:43:03,291 --> 00:43:09,093 - You'll be fine here, Jerry. - Shall we have some lunch? 281 00:43:09,172 --> 00:43:12,435 When the teeth smoke... 282 00:43:17,514 --> 00:43:24,573 - Bordeaux or Beaujolais? - What do you say, mr. Baskin? 283 00:43:24,688 --> 00:43:29,113 No, but I would like to one more piece of chicken. 284 00:43:37,117 --> 00:43:41,293 Haven't I seen you? at the Cannes Film Festival? 285 00:43:41,413 --> 00:43:47,047 You were with Susan Sarandon… something with Nicaragua. 286 00:43:47,127 --> 00:43:51,468 You're Sandy Kinney's guy… the author. What was your name? 287 00:43:51,548 --> 00:43:56,471 - Jerry Baskin. - Exactly. Roxanne Philobosian. 288 00:43:56,553 --> 00:44:00,645 -Dave Whiteman. - Hello. I work at MGM now. 289 00:44:00,724 --> 00:44:05,030 Call if you have an idea to a story. 290 00:44:07,147 --> 00:44:10,279 Here is my business card 291 00:44:10,358 --> 00:44:16,539 Say hello to Sandy from me. Hi Dave. 292 00:44:18,491 --> 00:44:21,624 Are you a writer? 293 00:44:23,163 --> 00:44:25,334 AI! 294 00:44:25,415 --> 00:44:28,512 AI, come here! 295 00:44:33,089 --> 00:44:36,601 It's me... Jerry! 296 00:44:44,934 --> 00:44:47,782 Will AI settle down? 297 00:44:47,854 --> 00:44:53,738 Yes, he is human just like you and me. 298 00:44:58,448 --> 00:45:02,505 Yamato, can we ask for another chair? 299 00:45:04,245 --> 00:45:07,591 -Dave Whiteman. - AI. 300 00:45:07,665 --> 00:45:14,558 I couldn't know you. I thought I saw sight. 301 00:45:14,631 --> 00:45:18,308 - Would you like something to eat? - No thanks. 302 00:45:18,385 --> 00:45:24,019 - Are you expecting more friends? - No. Be safe. 303 00:45:26,726 --> 00:45:31,864 - Would you like some wine? - No, I'm having an alcohol-free day. 304 00:45:31,898 --> 00:45:34,532 AI is also coming to the public kitchen. 305 00:45:34,651 --> 00:45:40,334 Do you remember Red Turner? Him the redhead with the glasses. 306 00:45:40,407 --> 00:45:45,330 He was rolled well and thoroughly. He is in the hospital. 307 00:45:45,412 --> 00:45:50,584 - Turner was old. - Their club sandwich is really good. 308 00:45:50,709 --> 00:45:54,339 You seem to to be on the green branch. 309 00:45:54,462 --> 00:45:57,974 Now I have to move on. 310 00:46:02,762 --> 00:46:07,900 So you have to apologize, but some of those guys seem a little crazy. 311 00:46:08,518 --> 00:46:12,908 Matisse, how lovely you are. You are a pretty dog. 312 00:46:12,981 --> 00:46:17,073 And you have pretty eyes. 313 00:46:17,152 --> 00:46:22,407 Don't you eat, Matisse? Doctor von Zimmer has some food for you. 314 00:46:27,704 --> 00:46:31,761 Matisse! You're angry, aren't you? 315 00:46:34,210 --> 00:46:37,140 How angry you are! 316 00:46:37,255 --> 00:46:40,933 - Has the dog bit him the colored one? - He hasn't eaten for three days. 317 00:46:41,051 --> 00:46:46,733 - Our dog has anorexia. - Your dog is deranged. 318 00:46:46,806 --> 00:46:51,563 - There is something that bothers Matisse. - That dog is hopeless. 319 00:46:51,644 --> 00:46:58,110 That's not how you talk about such a gorgeous dog. 320 00:46:58,193 --> 00:47:04,742 He is angry about something. Have there been any changes in the house? 321 00:47:04,824 --> 00:47:10,840 - We have a "guest". - He stays as long as he wants. 322 00:47:10,914 --> 00:47:15,553 If the dog doesn't like it, then the dog must move. 323 00:47:15,627 --> 00:47:22,686 The dog perceives the hostility in your voice and is influenced by it. 324 00:47:22,759 --> 00:47:28,810 The dog needs love. Their love and support. 325 00:47:28,890 --> 00:47:36,448 They must clap and hug him. Show him your affection. 326 00:47:36,523 --> 00:47:41,742 - Go and hug him. - That dog rules the whole house. 327 00:47:41,820 --> 00:47:47,289 Hold him. He needs for love and security. 328 00:47:47,367 --> 00:47:54,046 - Good. I like you, dog. - It must be true devotion. 329 00:47:54,249 --> 00:47:59,718 Give the dog a hug! He needs physical contact. 330 00:47:59,796 --> 00:48:04,684 - Give him a hug! - Now relax a little! 331 00:48:11,725 --> 00:48:17,359 When your guest travels, Matisse begins to eat again. 332 00:48:17,439 --> 00:48:24,913 But he has other problems. I think he has nipple anxiety. 333 00:48:24,988 --> 00:48:27,669 Regarding my fee... 334 00:48:27,741 --> 00:48:34,171 "If your dog starts to run around and bark hysterically -" 335 00:48:34,247 --> 00:48:39,716 "- foaming at the mouth and at last falls over exhausted—" 336 00:48:39,794 --> 00:48:45,014 "- completely stiff, with clenched teeth jaws and running urine -" 337 00:48:45,091 --> 00:48:50,857 "- and with convulsive legs bristling into the air—" 338 00:48:50,930 --> 00:48:56,732 "- then it is a sign that there is something wrong.” Such a time Ion! 339 00:48:57,937 --> 00:49:03,406 - Matisse! He just says "hello". - Hello. Thank you. 340 00:49:03,485 --> 00:49:08,289 - Are you Iranian? - Yes, but now we live in Beverly Hills. 341 00:49:08,365 --> 00:49:13,086 - I do that too. My name is Jerry. - My name is Amir. 342 00:49:15,497 --> 00:49:20,716 - Do you want an apple, Amir? - Thanks, Jerry! 343 00:49:27,425 --> 00:49:32,645 Matisse, stop it, or I will calls Doctor von Zimmer. 344 00:49:35,850 --> 00:49:39,694 I hen what the psychiatrist said. 345 00:49:39,771 --> 00:49:44,860 - He probably thinks you're the problem. - That is possible. 346 00:49:44,943 --> 00:49:49,368 Matisse is so picky. I've tried to give him everything. 347 00:49:49,447 --> 00:49:54,537 - Where is his food? - In the cupboard above the fridge. 348 00:50:01,543 --> 00:50:05,173 Your dog thinks he is a human being. 349 00:50:05,255 --> 00:50:10,261 He has no dog friends and no dog family. 350 00:50:10,343 --> 00:50:16,275 He compares himself to you, and he will eat the same as you. 351 00:50:16,349 --> 00:50:20,691 Taste is important. Do you have a bowl? 352 00:50:20,770 --> 00:50:24,068 Yes... Of course. 353 00:50:27,861 --> 00:50:33,793 Mighty Dog is good, but the Gourmet Pup is way too salty. 354 00:50:33,867 --> 00:50:39,217 This contains all those minerals and vitamins you need. 355 00:50:39,289 --> 00:50:42,421 Sometimes I have dreamed about to get some dog food. 356 00:50:42,500 --> 00:50:46,593 People treat their dogs better than humans. 357 00:50:46,671 --> 00:50:50,633 One third Mighty Dog, one third Kale with liver - 358 00:50:50,675 --> 00:50:55,848 - and a dash of Puppy Chow to give a fuller taste. 359 00:51:27,253 --> 00:51:32,177 He ate it from the bowl, like it was pate. 360 00:51:32,258 --> 00:51:37,312 - He has a special kind of wisdom. - If you want! 361 00:51:37,430 --> 00:51:42,105 - I don't trust him anyway. - He has the code for the burglar alarm. 362 00:51:42,227 --> 00:51:44,611 Give him a credit card though! 363 00:51:44,688 --> 00:51:50,074 Carmen said it would ease her purchases if she got one. 364 00:51:50,151 --> 00:51:57,293 She and Jerry probably invite for dinner. Have you heard the word "fool"? 365 00:51:59,494 --> 00:52:02,175 Good night, Barb. 366 00:52:32,068 --> 00:52:36,291 - Jerry, how are you? - Do you have the package? 367 00:52:36,364 --> 00:52:42,747 - It's been a while. - You have received a book from the book club. 368 00:52:42,829 --> 00:52:48,179 You look pretty good. Have you heard of Red Turner? 369 00:52:48,251 --> 00:52:53,222 - He fell off a taxi. - He was old. 370 00:52:56,092 --> 00:52:59,556 Sign on the bottom line. 371 00:53:04,434 --> 00:53:07,613 - Do you have a driver's license? - Yes. 372 00:53:09,356 --> 00:53:12,120 You drive. 373 00:53:12,192 --> 00:53:16,747 - Where to? - Sometimes you just want to get away. 374 00:53:16,821 --> 00:53:21,710 We drive to the beach. I have some friends down there. 375 00:53:21,785 --> 00:53:28,713 Who will look after the company? Who will pay the bills? 376 00:53:28,792 --> 00:53:35,055 - Do you know how many expenses I have? - You have enough money for ten lifetimes. 377 00:53:35,090 --> 00:53:40,013 Maybe I should get a pimple. No more hangers. No more responsibility. 378 00:53:40,095 --> 00:53:43,227 You wouldn't last half an hour. 379 00:53:43,348 --> 00:53:47,690 Don't you think so? Drive to the beach. 380 00:54:05,829 --> 00:54:08,415 It's like the sixties. 381 00:54:16,881 --> 00:54:22,564 - Tom Tom! - You look like a yuppie! 382 00:54:23,722 --> 00:54:29,855 - This is my friend Dave. - Would you like a drink, white man? 383 00:54:29,936 --> 00:54:35,156 These are my good friends, Big Ed and Peaches. 384 00:54:35,233 --> 00:54:40,916 On guitar we have my friend Patrick. This is my lady, Dorothy. 385 00:54:40,989 --> 00:54:44,666 - How's it going? - Fine, thanks. 386 00:54:44,743 --> 00:54:47,293 Drink! 387 00:54:50,623 --> 00:54:58,098 - Tom Tom! Is that your real name? - No, it's Daniel Whitefeather. 388 00:54:58,173 --> 00:55:04,555 My Native American name is Nanatatche. This means: 389 00:55:04,679 --> 00:55:10,860 The one who lost his credit card and doesn't really care. 390 00:55:10,935 --> 00:55:14,281 It was really good. 391 00:55:14,397 --> 00:55:17,576 Drink now. Merry Christmas! 392 00:55:18,360 --> 00:55:19,950 Well, what the hell. 393 00:55:21,946 --> 00:55:25,043 Here we sit! 394 00:55:25,116 --> 00:55:27,999 We are homeless! 395 00:55:32,665 --> 00:55:40,140 Dave, is everything okay? I have called to the police and to your parents. 396 00:55:40,256 --> 00:55:44,847 I'm at the beach with Jerry. I sleep here tonight. 397 00:55:44,928 --> 00:55:47,645 Dave, are you drunk? 398 00:55:47,722 --> 00:55:52,860 No, no. Don't worry. I'm down to the beach with Jerry and his friends - 399 00:55:52,936 --> 00:55:57,278 - Patrick, Tom Tom, Ed and Dorothy. 400 00:55:57,357 --> 00:56:01,449 - Dorothy who? - See you. 401 00:56:04,948 --> 00:56:07,629 I knew that bum would give us trouble. 402 00:56:11,329 --> 00:56:16,502 Dave, how long did you push Carmen? 403 00:56:16,584 --> 00:56:21,722 - What are you talking about? - It's okay. She is delicious! 404 00:56:21,798 --> 00:56:27,018 - Barbara is not that crazy either. - Do you know when we got married? 405 00:56:27,095 --> 00:56:30,476 - No. - An eternity ago. 406 00:56:30,557 --> 00:56:34,649 - Have you been married? - Twice. 407 00:56:34,728 --> 00:56:41,869 Sometimes the wind is calm, and you can't get out of the place. 408 00:56:44,195 --> 00:56:50,459 Sometimes you need a little spice. Barb needs that too. 409 00:56:50,535 --> 00:56:55,790 It would be healthy for her. That would get her going again. 410 00:56:57,917 --> 00:57:04,099 - I love her. - I believe you, Dave. 411 00:57:07,969 --> 00:57:11,766 Hand on heart, Jerry… 412 00:57:13,183 --> 00:57:17,442 - Have you been married twice? - No. 413 00:57:21,107 --> 00:57:26,078 It was just bullshit. 414 00:57:27,739 --> 00:57:30,242 Were you really an actor? 415 00:57:30,367 --> 00:57:33,131 “What a masterpiece is not man." 416 00:57:33,203 --> 00:57:38,209 “How noble in reason! How limitless in ability!” 417 00:57:38,291 --> 00:57:42,135 "In form and movement, how perfect and admirable." 418 00:57:42,212 --> 00:57:48,013 "You work, how like an angel! In understanding, how like a god." 419 00:57:48,093 --> 00:57:53,265 “Ornament of the world! The pattern of all living things." 420 00:57:53,348 --> 00:57:59,778 “And yet, what is to me this quintessence of dust?" 421 00:58:25,296 --> 00:58:30,137 I will never ever forgive you! It's that tramp's fault. 422 00:58:30,218 --> 00:58:34,478 I was together with some poor oppressed people. 423 00:58:34,597 --> 00:58:39,236 They lived like animals, but were truly capable of feeling joy. 424 00:58:39,310 --> 00:58:45,907 - I ate garbage and loved it. - Then you can do it tonight too! 425 00:58:45,984 --> 00:58:51,501 I lean to beg. A stranger gave me 50 cents. 426 00:58:51,573 --> 00:58:58,169 - I take a shower before breakfast. - You drive me crazy, both of you. 427 00:58:58,246 --> 00:59:01,675 Take a shower in the guest house. 428 00:59:05,587 --> 00:59:09,217 Shall we go to the beach? 429 00:59:11,468 --> 00:59:19,108 Incest is a serious problem, but we will probably try to help you. 430 00:59:19,184 --> 00:59:23,360 We can just have another conversation, before we end. 431 00:59:23,438 --> 00:59:28,527 My name is Dawn and I live in Toluca Lake. I am 26 years old. 432 00:59:28,610 --> 00:59:31,742 We're talking to Dawn from Toluca Lake. 433 00:59:31,821 --> 00:59:37,623 Dr. Grant, I'm a nervous wreck. My husband has brought home a pimple. 434 00:59:37,660 --> 00:59:43,794 It sounds unpleasant. Is it a homeless person? 435 00:59:43,875 --> 00:59:47,007 Yes. He usually lives on the street. 436 00:59:47,087 --> 00:59:50,468 - And he lives with you? - Yes. 437 00:59:50,590 --> 00:59:53,176 In the guest cabin. 438 00:59:53,218 --> 00:59:58,224 Sounds like a problem... at least for your husband. 439 00:59:58,264 --> 01:00:02,061 - Is your husband happy? - No. 440 01:00:02,143 --> 01:00:07,577 Your husband feels maybe more freedom - 441 01:00:07,649 --> 01:00:12,323 - when he is with the homeless person person he has brought home. 442 01:00:12,362 --> 01:00:16,039 But let's not talk about him. 443 01:00:16,116 --> 01:00:20,956 - How is your sex life? - What sex life? 444 01:00:21,037 --> 01:00:25,794 I guess we need to talk more. We're just taking a short break. 445 01:01:02,162 --> 01:01:05,626 Do you have a headache again? 446 01:01:05,707 --> 01:01:08,970 It is chronic. 447 01:01:09,044 --> 01:01:13,350 - Where did you get it? - In an ashram in Oregon. 448 01:01:13,423 --> 01:01:19,604 - Have you been to an ashram? - Yes. 449 01:01:19,679 --> 01:01:25,397 - Maybe I can cure you. - I doubt that. 450 01:01:28,563 --> 01:01:31,945 Dr. Grant, my name is Bob. 451 01:01:32,067 --> 01:01:35,828 I am 27 years old. My wife no longer attracts me. 452 01:01:35,945 --> 01:01:39,789 - How long have you been feeling this way? - For about nine and a half years. 453 01:01:39,866 --> 01:01:45,715 - Has it ever been good? - It was fantastic. 454 01:01:45,789 --> 01:01:50,178 But then she started decorating the house and attend courses. 455 01:01:50,251 --> 01:01:53,265 You big brat! 456 01:01:56,758 --> 01:02:02,357 Mr. Rolls Royce, look what you got done to my car! Are you crazy? 457 01:02:02,430 --> 01:02:05,728 - May I see your driver's license? - Yes, yes... 458 01:02:05,809 --> 01:02:12,109 Who ran into who? I want to know who I'm mad at. 459 01:02:13,858 --> 01:02:18,165 - Please get out of the car. - Yes, sir. 460 01:02:27,914 --> 01:02:29,551 Listen here. 461 01:02:29,666 --> 01:02:34,257 We lean different forms for massage in the ashram. 462 01:02:34,379 --> 01:02:37,891 Especially Balinese. It seems very strong... 463 01:02:38,008 --> 01:02:42,065 I'm a little tense. 464 01:02:42,137 --> 01:02:47,819 - You are stiff as a stick. - I'm angry because Dave took you. 465 01:02:47,892 --> 01:02:53,112 You must release your anger. You have to live it out. 466 01:02:53,189 --> 01:02:58,030 - Acupressure didn't help. - This is also the wrong karma. 467 01:02:58,111 --> 01:03:04,043 Headaches are often caused accumulated tension and restlessness. 468 01:03:04,117 --> 01:03:07,249 Lie down! 469 01:03:13,960 --> 01:03:18,302 You must learn to let go the tensions from the body. 470 01:03:18,423 --> 01:03:25,149 - I find it very difficult. - First I use my aura. 471 01:03:25,263 --> 01:03:29,854 - I'm scared. - You don't have to be afraid. 472 01:03:30,935 --> 01:03:35,859 Breathe in and out along with me. In... and out. 473 01:03:37,942 --> 01:03:41,122 In... and out. 474 01:03:59,756 --> 01:04:03,683 Let me have the leg. Are you ready? 475 01:04:06,596 --> 01:04:12,813 - Good, now the tension disappears. - I think I can see your aura. 476 01:04:12,894 --> 01:04:16,655 - You have beautiful skin. - Thank you. 477 01:04:16,731 --> 01:04:21,038 God, how relaxed I am. 478 01:04:37,168 --> 01:04:43,978 Something very mysterious is happening. I'm afraid. Terribly scared. 479 01:04:44,050 --> 01:04:51,774 It's alright. It's the tensions that comes out. Let them go. 480 01:05:01,860 --> 01:05:10,046 Take me! I need it! You must not stop! 481 01:05:23,548 --> 01:05:26,265 You gentle creator! 482 01:05:41,816 --> 01:05:47,582 - How long does it take? - Don't know. I only remove them. 483 01:05:52,035 --> 01:05:56,341 Such an orgasm I haven't had it in nine and a half years. 484 01:05:56,414 --> 01:06:00,211 I didn't think I was able to do this. 485 01:06:00,293 --> 01:06:03,971 I am ashamed of myself. 486 01:06:04,047 --> 01:06:10,976 I am happy and I am ashamed. Exhausted, but also exhilarated. 487 01:06:11,054 --> 01:06:17,864 I was repelled and attracted of you at the same time. Yin and Yang... 488 01:06:17,936 --> 01:06:21,566 Yes, that's just life. 489 01:06:21,648 --> 01:06:26,785 Dave lost interest in me, and I lost interest in sex. 490 01:06:26,861 --> 01:06:33,208 I compensated by buying things, but it's like sex without a climax. 491 01:06:33,284 --> 01:06:36,464 God, I'm so relaxed. 492 01:06:38,456 --> 01:06:45,052 Neither meditation nor yoga has gotten me this far. 493 01:06:45,130 --> 01:06:51,679 I know very well what that is takes place between Dave and Carmen. 494 01:06:51,761 --> 01:06:56,518 I thought it would be good for his confidence. 495 01:06:56,599 --> 01:07:02,401 But I denied myself. I was bursting with hatred. 496 01:07:02,480 --> 01:07:05,909 But you freed it. You! 497 01:07:05,984 --> 01:07:11,417 How happy I am to be, though back in the real world again. 498 01:07:11,489 --> 01:07:17,955 Poor Dave... He is a passionate and loving man. 499 01:07:18,038 --> 01:07:26,010 You found my G-spot. But this was a one time treat! 500 01:07:26,087 --> 01:07:31,556 We can never repeat this adventure, no matter how amazing it was. 501 01:07:31,634 --> 01:07:34,683 I agree. 502 01:08:27,774 --> 01:08:31,867 You had better try with something orange. 503 01:08:40,412 --> 01:08:43,710 So, that neighborhood was destroyed. 504 01:09:01,141 --> 01:09:05,021 Sir... Thanks for talking to Amir. 505 01:09:05,145 --> 01:09:11,242 He doesn't have that many friends here in Beverly Hills. 506 01:09:14,154 --> 01:09:20,417 Maybe you want to come over and play backgammon one day. 507 01:09:37,469 --> 01:09:41,941 - Hey, honey! - What a day. 508 01:09:42,015 --> 01:09:46,072 A police car slammed into me from behind. 509 01:09:46,144 --> 01:09:53,404 And the Iranian just gave Jerry 500 dollars to talk to the son. 510 01:09:53,485 --> 01:09:56,831 Honey, you look tired. Would you like a drink? 511 01:09:56,905 --> 01:10:02,706 To you it's just pocket money, but for others it is a lot of money. 512 01:10:02,827 --> 01:10:06,090 Now let me see. 513 01:10:06,206 --> 01:10:12,422 - Rum, tonic and a slice of lime, right? - Thank you. 514 01:10:16,174 --> 01:10:20,646 - Sorry, but I'm a little tense. - It's okay. 515 01:10:20,720 --> 01:10:26,569 You know what? Today I got visit by a health inspector. 516 01:10:26,643 --> 01:10:30,866 He told that we have rats here. 517 01:10:30,939 --> 01:10:35,245 Big, white rats. Norwegian rats! 518 01:10:35,360 --> 01:10:38,290 It's an epidemic. 519 01:10:43,034 --> 01:10:50,710 - Maybe they are looking for herring. - I didn't think we drank more. 520 01:10:52,127 --> 01:10:57,346 Dave, you are right. I am a vegetarian. 521 01:10:57,424 --> 01:11:00,852 But I have heard.. 522 01:11:00,927 --> 01:11:05,684 That vodka stays made of canopies. 523 01:11:09,561 --> 01:11:12,491 I'm absolutely in love with you. 524 01:11:12,564 --> 01:11:18,697 Let's go up and love like never before. 525 01:11:30,582 --> 01:11:34,343 You are the best. Come now. 526 01:11:56,608 --> 01:11:59,787 How wonderful, Jerry. 527 01:12:16,586 --> 01:12:19,303 Jerry, come here! 528 01:12:19,381 --> 01:12:23,557 - Did you just bun Carmen? - Yes. 529 01:12:23,635 --> 01:12:29,104 She asked me to make the television. There was a loose cable. 530 01:12:29,182 --> 01:12:35,363 When I inserted the male into the female, she jumped on me. 531 01:12:35,438 --> 01:12:39,780 - You stupid pig! - Jerry, will you give me a Tab? 532 01:12:45,990 --> 01:12:49,123 Give her a Tab! 533 01:12:50,578 --> 01:12:55,716 - Stay away from my maid. - Then you can give it to her. 534 01:12:55,792 --> 01:12:58,509 Don't be so childish though. 535 01:12:58,753 --> 01:13:02,182 Up with you. Good Doggy. 536 01:13:10,265 --> 01:13:12,270 Did you see that? 537 01:13:12,350 --> 01:13:19,279 There will be a strike in Tijuana. Now the Chinese want to pull out... 538 01:13:19,357 --> 01:13:23,154 - Are they coming on New Year's Eve? - Yes, yes... 539 01:13:24,738 --> 01:13:27,751 It was great yesterday, honey. 540 01:13:32,412 --> 01:13:36,588 - That dog drives me crazy. - Are you sure it's not me? 541 01:13:36,666 --> 01:13:42,266 - I'm not sure about anything else. - I'm getting on your nerves. 542 01:13:42,339 --> 01:13:48,721 You should use your talents. You can become a manager. 543 01:13:48,803 --> 01:13:53,857 It's a permanent job... Out by the sea, fresh air... 544 01:14:00,148 --> 01:14:07,326 People are always complaining. The septic tank overflow, the cart rolls away... 545 01:14:07,405 --> 01:14:12,080 - I can't handle that responsibility. - You can work at the hanger factory. 546 01:14:12,160 --> 01:14:15,423 I guess I better get going. 547 01:14:20,377 --> 01:14:24,968 You must stay... until after the New Year. 548 01:14:25,048 --> 01:14:28,560 You decide. 549 01:14:34,265 --> 01:14:40,447 Thanks. It was an important moment, when you saw me 550 01:14:40,522 --> 01:14:47,865 You must be who you are. You can't hide forever. 551 01:14:47,946 --> 01:14:51,789 - It's not that bad. - But my father... 552 01:14:51,908 --> 01:14:54,625 What does he have to do with it? 553 01:14:54,744 --> 01:15:00,795 Your father is very generous. Look what he has done for me. 554 01:15:00,875 --> 01:15:03,379 I'll send him tapes. 555 01:15:03,503 --> 01:15:08,177 And if I brought my friends home, my parents would go crazy. 556 01:15:08,299 --> 01:15:13,555 You are wrong there. Your parents have seen quite a bit. 557 01:15:13,638 --> 01:15:17,861 - I would try to talk to them. - Talk to them? 558 01:15:17,934 --> 01:15:23,368 - Like "hello, mom and dad". - I mean it. 559 01:15:23,440 --> 01:15:28,992 So I just have to go up and talk to them? 560 01:15:30,655 --> 01:15:33,206 Good... thanks. 561 01:15:33,241 --> 01:15:38,129 And I also think you should use more orange. 562 01:16:04,397 --> 01:16:09,321 It's the last time I am asking for this. 563 01:16:17,452 --> 01:16:24,511 Something is killing the azaleas and the begonias in the garden. 564 01:16:24,584 --> 01:16:30,350 At first I thought the dog was peeing on them, but the damage is far too great. 565 01:16:30,423 --> 01:16:36,023 - And it's not my boys. - We both know who it is. 566 01:16:36,096 --> 01:16:43,107 You need a vacation. I have an apartment in Hawaii. 567 01:16:43,186 --> 01:16:47,658 You can borrow it at any time... you and your wife. 568 01:16:47,732 --> 01:16:52,572 There is a beautiful beach. You guys can play golf... anything. 569 01:16:54,948 --> 01:16:55,992 Thanks. 570 01:17:02,539 --> 01:17:08,839 Concentrate! It is a question about concentration. Come on. 571 01:17:17,137 --> 01:17:22,819 You did it! Good, Barbara. Then it's you. 572 01:17:25,687 --> 01:17:28,819 I pee my pants. 573 01:17:46,166 --> 01:17:53,141 Take care of the lawn. there is someone who pisses on my flowers! 574 01:18:06,353 --> 01:18:12,569 Jerry said I should talk to you guys, but you are too often angry with me. 575 01:18:12,650 --> 01:18:17,289 Jerry says, anger does not lead for something. Here are a few examples. 576 01:18:17,405 --> 01:18:20,703 - Step! - Get out, Max! 577 01:18:20,784 --> 01:18:24,960 - It's the braces that provide for you. - You give me a headache. 578 01:18:25,038 --> 01:18:27,458 Out! 579 01:18:27,540 --> 01:18:31,716 Out of here. Go away, I'm on the phone! 580 01:18:31,795 --> 01:18:34,927 PS: I love you guys. 581 01:18:36,299 --> 01:18:40,309 Why does he never show the nice scenes? 582 01:18:40,387 --> 01:18:47,066 - He's trying to tell us something. - Can't he talk to Dr. Grant? 583 01:18:47,143 --> 01:18:52,114 - He likes Jerry better than me. - What nonsense. 584 01:18:52,190 --> 01:18:56,995 - It fits. - Honey, relax now. 585 01:18:59,739 --> 01:19:04,461 - Would you like to tonight? - No. 586 01:19:04,536 --> 01:19:09,886 - It can calm you down. - What should I do with Jerry? 587 01:19:09,958 --> 01:19:13,422 Tonight you will have an aura massage. 588 01:19:16,047 --> 01:19:22,015 He pisses in the garden and kills the flowers. He empties the fridge. 589 01:19:22,095 --> 01:19:26,057 He has cured my headache. 590 01:19:26,141 --> 01:19:31,775 I offered him a job, but he thought it was too difficult. 591 01:19:31,855 --> 01:19:37,952 - Ow! He needs to get out of here. - Wait until after the party, right? 592 01:19:38,028 --> 01:19:44,540 - Why are you defending him now? - You have been good to him. 593 01:19:44,617 --> 01:19:49,707 - You taught me an important lesson. - He probably goes to bed with Carmen. 594 01:19:49,789 --> 01:19:55,306 - That bastard needs to get out! - Take care of my transplanted hair. 595 01:19:55,378 --> 01:20:00,349 - Sorry, honey. - God, my head hurts. 596 01:20:01,593 --> 01:20:06,563 - I thought the boyfriend came along? - He was really into drugs. 597 01:20:06,639 --> 01:20:10,436 - You mean Jim? - Yes. 598 01:20:10,518 --> 01:20:16,285 Tell me about Jerry. Mother says he is very talented. 599 01:20:16,358 --> 01:20:20,580 - Shall we go and get some food? - No. 600 01:20:20,653 --> 01:20:26,537 - In the past you loved it. - Well, I was nine years old. 601 01:20:26,618 --> 01:20:31,458 - Jerry Baskin... my daughter Jean. - Well, you're the one not eating. 602 01:20:31,539 --> 01:20:37,756 - They are a living legend. - I'm nothing but a bum. 603 01:20:37,837 --> 01:20:44,101 - They look more like a millionaire. - Wait until you see him eat. 604 01:20:44,177 --> 01:20:49,943 - Don't you put on some music? - The stereo has been stolen. 605 01:20:50,016 --> 01:20:55,782 - It happened when he borrowed the car. - It wasn't my fault. 606 01:20:55,855 --> 01:21:01,823 Maybe I'll transfer to Vassar. Then I can also come to Italy. 607 01:21:01,903 --> 01:21:08,001 - You would certainly thrive in Europe. - Who is he Jerry? 608 01:21:08,076 --> 01:21:14,708 - I don't trust him. - He possesses a special wisdom. 609 01:21:17,836 --> 01:21:22,510 - Can my friends come to the party? - Of course, honey. 610 01:21:22,590 --> 01:21:26,434 We can play. I made a band. 611 01:21:26,511 --> 01:21:32,443 - Do you know any Chinese songs? - Ten Chinese are coming. 612 01:21:32,517 --> 01:21:39,742 - What shall we have to eat? - I have invited Orvis and the wife. 613 01:21:39,816 --> 01:21:45,203 You must have eaten on the plane. You look like you're starving. 614 01:21:45,280 --> 01:21:50,001 - Keep your opinion to yourself. - We don't talk about it. 615 01:21:50,076 --> 01:21:55,249 - It's better to get it out. - Shut up, Max. 616 01:21:55,331 --> 01:22:01,595 You are a troublemaker. Mix yourself up not in our family affairs. 617 01:22:01,671 --> 01:22:07,603 - I'm also soon tired of you. - I apologized for the radio. 618 01:22:07,677 --> 01:22:11,900 - That's not what I was thinking of. - Oh, damn it! I have slipped. 619 01:22:11,973 --> 01:22:18,439 - No, not yet. - Okay. We'll talk about it after the party. 620 01:22:18,521 --> 01:22:21,985 You decide, Dave. 621 01:22:22,067 --> 01:22:25,199 Give me a piece of cake. 622 01:22:38,208 --> 01:22:41,470 Come on, Matisse. 623 01:22:51,554 --> 01:22:56,027 - Carmen, I can't stand it. - Out! You have deceived me. 624 01:22:56,142 --> 01:22:59,986 - She is my wife. - I knew you would say that. 625 01:23:00,105 --> 01:23:05,823 - You don't like me? - Now I understand the context. 626 01:23:05,902 --> 01:23:12,913 You are the imperialist exploiter me like the third world. 627 01:23:12,992 --> 01:23:19,885 I am a worker, you are a capitalist. Only a revolution can change that. 628 01:23:19,958 --> 01:23:24,597 - No, we had fun together. - Yes, in a decadent way. 629 01:23:24,671 --> 01:23:31,137 Why do you have that Ion on the wall? Are you a communist? It was my father. 630 01:23:31,219 --> 01:23:36,059 - Then you have betrayed your own class. - Where do you get all that from? 631 01:23:36,141 --> 01:23:41,610 - From the books Jerry gave me. - Jerry. 632 01:24:57,764 --> 01:25:01,062 - Debussy? - Yes. 633 01:25:03,311 --> 01:25:06,490 You play well. 634 01:25:06,564 --> 01:25:10,491 Roughly. I haven't been able to practice for a long time. 635 01:25:10,568 --> 01:25:14,910 - Another one of your hidden talents? - Yes. 636 01:25:14,989 --> 01:25:21,040 I always opened a concert with Debussy. 637 01:25:21,121 --> 01:25:26,887 I have seen through you. You are attractive in a sick way. 638 01:25:26,960 --> 01:25:33,509 You are charming, but you are a sociopath. I study psychology. 639 01:25:33,591 --> 01:25:40,223 My parents, on the other hand, are nice and magnanimous, but incredibly naive. 640 01:25:40,306 --> 01:25:44,696 You take advantage their kindness and naivety. 641 01:25:44,769 --> 01:25:51,235 It is abominable and immoral, and I don't want to deal with it. 642 01:25:51,317 --> 01:25:58,246 Either you leave the house voluntarily, or it must be done in another way. 643 01:25:58,324 --> 01:26:01,504 Game's out, Jerry. From now on! 644 01:26:35,487 --> 01:26:41,703 - Barbara, it's mr. Chang. - No, he is from the catering company. 645 01:26:41,785 --> 01:26:46,874 - Look there! - Thank you for being able to come. 646 01:26:46,956 --> 01:26:53,968 - My wife, Sandra. - Barbara and the couple Waltzburg. 647 01:26:54,047 --> 01:26:57,594 Would you like something to eat? Come with me. 648 01:26:57,676 --> 01:27:01,686 Now let me introduce you for our friends. 649 01:27:01,763 --> 01:27:05,227 Sidney and Pearl Waxman. 650 01:27:05,308 --> 01:27:10,030 These are my parents-in-law. 651 01:27:10,355 --> 01:27:14,780 My interior designer, Geraldo. 652 01:27:14,859 --> 01:27:22,120 My yoga teacher, Baba Ranbir, and the dog psychiatrist, dr. von Zimmer. 653 01:27:23,201 --> 01:27:29,928 - Does he have a white wife? - There is no white meat. 654 01:27:36,881 --> 01:27:39,978 Dave, the Chinese. 655 01:27:41,970 --> 01:27:48,981 Sorry, I didn't receive you. Welcome, Minister Chan. 656 01:27:49,060 --> 01:27:55,407 It's a pleasure to see you, Minister Dong and all the others... 657 01:27:57,652 --> 01:28:04,248 Minister Chan asks if we can hang out. Do you understand? The braces... 658 01:28:11,082 --> 01:28:15,223 - Very funny. My wife, Barbara. - Welcome. 659 01:28:16,880 --> 01:28:21,720 - The most beautiful flower in the garden. - Thank you very much. 660 01:28:21,801 --> 01:28:26,772 Will the minister have some plum wine from Shanghai? 661 01:28:27,724 --> 01:28:30,773 Lose with a slice of lemon. 662 01:28:33,063 --> 01:28:37,535 - They all want Tab. - There will be many. 663 01:28:37,609 --> 01:28:42,782 - My daughter Jenny. - Good day, Minister Chan. 664 01:29:04,636 --> 01:29:12,443 Tell the minister that this man ate garbage three weeks ago. 665 01:29:12,519 --> 01:29:15,651 Then there is Loss for all. 666 01:29:18,149 --> 01:29:22,206 Happy New Year. Are you enjoying yourself? 667 01:29:22,278 --> 01:29:28,744 We've made progress, haven't we? Next year will be even better. 668 01:29:30,453 --> 01:29:36,587 Now Orvis wants to play for us. We can dance in the living room. 669 01:29:36,668 --> 01:29:40,844 - What did she say? - We're going to dance. 670 01:30:11,453 --> 01:30:17,918 AI power to the people! Live the revolution. I am a Marxist. 671 01:30:18,001 --> 01:30:21,928 Leftist nonsense. 672 01:30:22,005 --> 01:30:28,601 - But it is New Year's Eve. - You are the one who has to lose weight. 673 01:30:41,608 --> 01:30:47,041 Hey, Dad! Say hello to my friends. 674 01:30:47,113 --> 01:30:50,791 It's Jill and Alexis - 675 01:30:50,867 --> 01:30:56,716 - Moses and Jordan. We have formed a rock band. 676 01:30:56,790 --> 01:31:01,963 Dad, I know you're shaken. But think before you say anything. 677 01:31:02,045 --> 01:31:06,268 Jerry made me realize the truth. 678 01:31:06,341 --> 01:31:11,478 I have to be myself. I know you understand. 679 01:31:11,554 --> 01:31:14,687 Because I love you, daddy. 680 01:31:16,768 --> 01:31:22,201 You got lipstick on your cheek. Come, we'll set up the instruments. 681 01:31:28,780 --> 01:31:36,005 Don't worry. The androgynous style is only one part of the maturation process. 682 01:31:36,079 --> 01:31:42,426 Teenagers' gender roles are unclear, and in this way they get a drain. 683 01:31:42,502 --> 01:31:48,351 - Jenny, are you eating anything? - I'm dog hungry. 684 01:31:48,425 --> 01:31:54,024 Are you? It's fantastic. What has happened? 685 01:31:54,097 --> 01:32:00,148 Daddy, I'm in love. I'm madly in love. 686 01:32:00,228 --> 01:32:03,906 Fantastic! In who? 687 01:32:03,982 --> 01:32:09,581 There was no one good enough, because I compared everyone to you. 688 01:32:09,654 --> 01:32:14,874 I behaved like a spoiled princess. 689 01:32:14,951 --> 01:32:18,712 But when I relaxed with my foolish prejudices… 690 01:32:18,788 --> 01:32:23,794 - Tell me who it is. - Jerry. 691 01:32:23,877 --> 01:32:29,928 - Who? - Our Jerry. It is a miracle. 692 01:32:33,345 --> 01:32:38,648 - Do you have two...? - It was a miracle. 693 01:32:52,447 --> 01:32:56,837 I'll kill him! He has stolen my child! 694 01:33:41,329 --> 01:33:48,507 On New Year's Eve, people jump into the pool, because they are happy! 695 01:34:01,224 --> 01:34:03,609 Call 112! 696 01:34:16,364 --> 01:34:19,128 There is trouble on O.K. Corral. 697 01:34:24,914 --> 01:34:27,928 I'll kill you. 698 01:34:33,673 --> 01:34:37,933 - What happened? - Get that cigar away! 699 01:34:45,268 --> 01:34:47,688 Why aren't we invited? 700 01:35:06,414 --> 01:35:09,214 There is a powerfully steep gait in it. 701 01:35:48,581 --> 01:35:52,757 - You bit my neck. - King Carrot. 702 01:35:52,877 --> 01:35:57,718 - You tried to kill me. - I was provoked. 703 01:35:59,300 --> 01:36:02,729 You shouldn't have saved me at all. 704 01:36:02,804 --> 01:36:06,980 I gave you a helping hand, and you bit me in it. 705 01:36:07,058 --> 01:36:11,234 - I gave people what they wanted. - Did you really? 706 01:36:11,312 --> 01:36:16,829 - Linda Evans? - I have never met her. 707 01:36:16,901 --> 01:36:22,205 - And your sister, who got leukemia? - I never had a sister. 708 01:36:22,282 --> 01:36:26,374 - The ashram? - I drove by once. 709 01:36:26,453 --> 01:36:31,590 - The political books? - I found them in a supermarket. 710 01:36:31,708 --> 01:36:37,925 - What about us? - Jenny... C'est la vie. 711 01:36:40,967 --> 01:36:45,143 - You took advantage of us. You lied. - What would you like to hear? 712 01:36:45,221 --> 01:36:50,062 Of real misfortune and sorrow? It's boring. 713 01:36:50,143 --> 01:36:53,489 Here are your pants. 714 01:36:55,273 --> 01:37:00,742 - These are also my underpants. - Yes. Well, yes. 715 01:37:02,989 --> 01:37:08,292 Here is the money the Iranian gave me, when I gave his son an apple. 716 01:37:08,370 --> 01:37:11,502 Keep them. You gave him the apple. 717 01:37:11,581 --> 01:37:15,543 It was your apple. Here are your clothes. 718 01:37:15,627 --> 01:37:20,977 Keep your hanger factory and your credit cards and everything else. 719 01:37:21,091 --> 01:37:25,730 - It's about responsibility. - It's nothing for me. 720 01:37:25,804 --> 01:37:28,936 Yes, because you have your freedom... You can eat garbage. 721 01:37:29,015 --> 01:37:32,194 Yes, and I can piss where I want. 722 01:37:32,268 --> 01:37:37,951 - You could have pissed here. - He did that too. Everywhere. 723 01:37:39,067 --> 01:37:42,531 - Where are you going? - Who knows? 724 01:37:43,571 --> 01:37:47,415 Stay! I'm making some cappuccino. 725 01:37:47,492 --> 01:37:53,625 - Go home with you, Matisse! - Keep him. He only listens to you. 726 01:37:56,501 --> 01:38:00,677 - Farewell scene, recording 1. - I will never eat again. 727 01:38:11,307 --> 01:38:14,522 Come on, Matisse! 728 01:38:17,147 --> 01:38:22,746 What a glorious day! We can take to San Francisco and to Santa Fe... 729 01:38:22,819 --> 01:38:27,328 I'll show you the parks, where to sleep - 730 01:38:27,407 --> 01:38:32,794 - and the beaches where the coconuts falls into one's hand. 731 01:38:32,871 --> 01:38:36,751 We do as we please. We don't owe anyone anything. 732 01:38:39,711 --> 01:38:46,093 What's up, amigo? Are you hungry? Jerry finds something good to eat. 733 01:38:46,176 --> 01:38:49,308 Here is some good trash. 734 01:38:51,431 --> 01:38:54,195 Look, pate! 735 01:38:54,267 --> 01:39:01,445 It will probably work. Here they only have the best of the best. Taste. 736 01:39:01,524 --> 01:39:07,955 What is there? It's the city's best waste. These are excellent goods. 737 01:39:42,190 --> 01:39:46,580 Let's have a cup of cappuccino.